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I just learned otoplasty is a type of surgery where your ears are repositioned so that they don’t jut out so much. But seriously all the example photos of “cured” patients are really plain I mean they all look so adorable with their original ears :’<
I just made the shittiest mashed potatoes ever! Apparently milk is really esssential cuz mine just came out like a thick gooey poo. But this is exactly why I love cooking, it’s continuous learning of what goes well together, what is a necessary ingredient and what’s not.
Also this reminds me of Megamind (which is imo one of the best 3d movies out there, I really prefer traditional animation but the plot and characters in it are just too delicious to be left aside) as he said:
“There’s a benefit to losing – you’ll get to learn from your mistakes”
I usually don’t take pictures of strangers and post them online but…
Today at Target this lady was being dragged by her two sons into the toy aisle and since I was looking at Transformers I happened to see them go by. These boys were REALLY excited about something and I wasn’t sure what, so out of curiosity I peeked around the “boy’s aisle” and….
They were grabbing tons of different dolls and accessories and begging their mom for them and what she told them was priceless.
She didn’t say no because they were boys who wanted “girl’s toys”….she said,
“You already have Ariel, don’t you want someone else?”
And one of the boys just kept yelling how Ariel was his favorite.
Their mom was just so frustrated and exhausted like they must beg her for princess toys all the time and they probably have so many back at home and I’m sorry but that’s just adorable ;w;
Parenting. You’re doing it right.
what do you call a mouse wearing a purple hat
fine fuck you guys yall re missing out on some quality humour
if this hits 1,000 notes ill say the answer
I Instantly thought a mouse wearing a purple helmet like PENIS
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sweat is just your body crying because it wants you to stop moving
I ripped to pieces one old poster and made this to my wall:
Nothing is better than a good meal (chili-lime-coriander-shrimps) and smoking a pipe after it.
missä VITUSSA on mun janoisten sankari
sinä siinä omahyvänen kärsäkäs vittu en osta enää koskaan grandia kiitos